LATIN IS DEAD. But Pig Latin is still kicking. “First words of the day from the 8 year-old: ‘Where do people actually speak pig latin?’” writer Heather Havrilesky recently posted on Twitter. Perhaps ...

Ethay ickquay ownbray oxfay umpedjay overway ethay azylay ogday, or, in plain English, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. When I was a lad and teenage girls were infuriating creatures, ...